about me

lest the name confuse you, i am, in fact, a girl. i’m pushing thirty, but have been either literally a student or mistaken for a student for so long that i forget that i’m nearing that supposedly scary milestone. i’m oversensitive, high maintenance and have a serious case of mess blindness. if forced i will always pick chocolate over vanilla. i like salty foods, strong coffee with whipped cream and the new york times crossword puzzle from monday through thursday, which is also my favorite day of the week. i think digital watches are one of the greatest invention of all time, up there with the internet and pitted olives. i do not always know my right from my left. i have been know to pick a fight when in a bad mood, and yet i rarely hold a grudge. also, i (try) to keep it reel like books on tape.